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Honeymoon In Hell

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lyrics

this is a story about a guy that i know
who had a lot of dough
was pretty good lookin’
he and his babe went ahead and got married
and topping it off
they had a little one on the way
what happened when the baby was born
it had a lot of fur
and horns like satan
mommy and daddy didn’t take to kindly
dropping it off at the truck stop diner

and no one loved him
(no they didn’t)
he was hideous
and he hid
in the shadows

married to a world
soft as music
the words are bodies
the tones are bones
buried on a hill
some folks say
the words are bodies
the words are great

back at the gas station
our little devil man was hitching a ride to alabama
he and his babe had a honeymoon in vegas
but lost it all on a slot machine and a bitch of a queen
who was catching his eye
so he rolled back home to the hotel room
scrubbed himself from a bar in the shower
and showed the world how to get
really really really
clean

scrubub scrubub
scrubudoobayoohoo

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from T​.​H​.​V., released November 4, 2022
song and lyrics by evan follmar

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T.H.V. Grand Rapids, Michigan

T.H.V. is a multi-instrumental rock duo based in West Michigan.

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🔵: Ed

FFO: Zappa, DEVO, Ween, Clowncore.

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